Monday, January 17

ALL OF THE EMBARRASSING THINGS I'VE EVER DONE

brought a quiche for lunch in the first grade

accidentally flashed everyone at seventh grade pool party

accidentally flashed everyone at roller skating birthday party

used strangers' photobooth applications to take pictures of myself

used said pictures for strangers' computer wallpaper

used strangers' computers to open tabs of myself on all social networking websites i belong to

every time i've ever used the term 'world wide fame'

barfed in the dorm elevator on valentine's day, called everyone i know to profess my lovelessness

every time i've ever barfed

every time i've ever professed my lovelessness
Posted by henry miller at 10:01 AM
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4 comments:

  1. nico castlesJanuary 18, 2011 at 11:27 PM

    if i had the balls to post a list of embarrassments

    it would be way longer than this

    i feel like that should make u feel better somehow

    not sure u were even looking for that

    sry.

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  2. henry millerJanuary 20, 2011 at 9:27 PM

    most of these were just moments i could recall in the few minutes i decided to write this

    always looking to feel better

    thanks

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  3. mandyJanuary 20, 2011 at 10:06 PM

    you called me on valentines day professing your undying love to me. i dont think it was embarrassing, it was very endearing.

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  4. henry millerJanuary 24, 2011 at 1:15 PM

    seems good

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